reubs the great

off to become rambo

2007-12-13T09:10:00.000-08:00

man haven been bloggin for a long time cos tis genius here has been sorta busy lately.. enjoyin meself, loafin around, doing nothin much... but mos importantly i haf been gatherin new material, inspiration, shall we sae..
dang time passes like a bullettrain .. man in less dan 24 hours i'm off to serve the nation, to become e rambo of singapore.. but before tat i haf been reminiscing bout skool life.. man, gonna miss skool, e hockey trainings wif my hockey bros , as well as e lessons and tutorials , meant to enrich and teach , but jus sends one to sleech.. and especially time wif me class 0706, a funky class wif cool credentials haha.. gonna miss messing around wif everybody in class like xiu xiu, kiatz, hui and wei han.. as well as as e teachers. Man wif a class of jus five guys.. e five of us haf realli bonded man.. gonna miss tis 4 best bros/ dudes as well as e pretty ladies of class 0706 haha .. Realli swell class to be in.. everybody damm nice.. wad can i sae? i'm realli blessed.. After skool activites like soccer and hockey are now but memories... but dang if i could i wouldnt change anyting.. its perfect e way it is..except for my rubbish grades which consists of mostly Es ,Ss, amd Us, which put together would be USEs.. although in real life tis grades i could USE LESS.. now if i could turn back time ...
hanging around wif my choir eternal bros are gonna get lesser from now on cos now onli can meet on weekends haha.. alamak ganna confined on TEKONG ( To Educate Kings On National Growth) where we gonna become RAMBOS (reliable armed muscular brave orungutan soldiers) wooot .... hahah kiddin e O stands for original haha not orangutan.. but man with six years of knowin each other and still remainin close, i guess we definitely gonna remain bros for life haha.. man jh couldnt put in betta in his blog.. his ode to eternal bros.. u dudes haf time check it out okie ?
haha man nxt time ill be seein u all will be two weeks time so take care yeah ? oh yeah if u guys haf nothin to do check out tis old but oh so coool anime series...SLAM dunk.. its da bomb ... way cooler dan Hairy potty.. and nxt time u look around and wonder y singapore so safe ? haha its cos of kickasss RAMBOs like me haha .. servin e nation.. oh yeahhhhhhh

i am a modern poet

2007-09-22T07:52:00.000-07:00

prelims jus finish yesterdae man.. so these two daes reubsthegreat is gonna enjoy himself.. i was at rans house todae watchin champions league highlights.. a realization struck me.. man e onli way i was ever gonna get riches, fans adoration, a bevy of beauties was if i was a soccer superstar or rock star... either way my claim to fame,fortune and riches had to be thru someting wif a '' star'', like honey'' stars'' breakfast cereal hahaha.. no lah since my soccer skills not so good .. no choice mus be a rock star.. man e cruel blow tat destiny dealt me..cuttin down my jobscope.. dats it.. no choice.. i ve decided my future career is gonna be tat of a rockstar.. rock is gonna be my way to the high life... dammm now onli mus learn how to plae e electric guitar.....
a lotta ppl call me reubs shinoda..e modern poet.... thks to my incredible poemist and rapping skills... man e rhymes i bust... take a look ya all
i call tis Reubsthegreat

ReubsTHeGReat

reubsthegreat
reubsthegreat
wad finesse
wad style
when reubsthegreat walks on by
e gals go wow
and e guys go how

and tis i call reuben.. a simplistic title dat speaks volumes
Reuben
man has thou ever met anybody as cool as reuben
ever so brave
and so well behave...
the people he save
sae he smashes evil wif mite and rite
to fite
onli for e good of mankind
nvr leavin the helpless and needy behind..
he is a hero
one so very often hard to find..
is reuben
ever so
true
blue
cooool
wooohoooooooooooooo

dang i goood poemist sia...

2007-08-16T07:57:00.000-07:00

man coool vid.... music vid of one of the cooolest show ever man.. donnie darko.... da bombest show about a troubled teen and tis scary lookin giant andromorphic rabbit he hallucinates about.. pretty depresssin song... but in tis song is some pretty deep lyrics...
i tink i becomin like donnie darko ... jus yesterdae i c tis giant cockroach followin me home.... i was afraid ... i was petrified.. but i will survive.. i will survie... so i take my shoe and humtum e giant cockroach... but it refused to lay down and die.. instead it run away sia..dan todae i c tis giant pidgeon called betty.. she sae hi to me... dan threathen to eat me..i beat the crap out of Betty e giant birdie.. man all this andromorphic stuff tat i c..... could it be a sign?scientific research shows tat studyin destroys brain cells . humans were never made to study.... could tis be a sign tat i shld stop studyin? darn.... but realli need more substantial proof before i burn my books .. till dan u can call me reubs rarko.. get rark .. rarker.. rarko.........,.

samurai courage

2007-08-11T08:34:00.000-07:00

man Reubsthegreat is feelin like an emo eskimo... if i onli i could turn back time..
Courage failed me todae .. all my training for this dae.... for this one opportunity to arrive... i had replayed the scene over and over in my mind... i knew wad i was suppose to do... but yet... when e opportunity presented itself... my punk rock samurai courage failed... i guess sometings no matter how hard u prepare urself... on the dae itself everyting washes down e drain... my courage deserted me when i need it the most... when out the window when it mattered.. i tried to fight the feeling of helplessness but to no avail... my duel katana blades at my side... i was a picturesque of glory and invincibility.. but tat was about it... all for show... i ran away in the end
so much for my training and planning... but i guess its ok... i'm still a darn coool Punk Rock Samurai.. nxt time i get and opportunity like tis... my turn to come out tops... definetly puttin e ball into e back of the net... like a darn good striker.... oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Ps. man tis my first story as a lone samurai wif cool sword fiting skills... hahaha ...cooooool eh ? man e nxt part the protangonist gonna hooot up all e bad guys sia... and the final third parter of the trilogy.... he fite against tis demon wantin to take over the world.....i guess i watch too much samurai champloo sia... ganna influenced

my faithful steward, rhomba mp3

2007-08-09T10:03:00.000-07:00

a stunnin revelation smacked me rite in the head todae... sent me reelin... alamak my mp3 not enuff space sia.. i guess last time i sorta had tis recurring tot that a 128 mb would not be enuff to hold all e songs tat i wanna put in... but nvr realli bother much cos i could quelm the greedy beast in me... but no more can i control it... the greed in me..... i feell so greedy all e time.. man all e food i c i jus whack without leavin for anybody... all e toys at home i all cope... my brudders tey not allowed to even sniff at e toys or i get pissed.. everytings mine.. all mine... i dun wan share....
my fren let me hear his mp3 todae..man his mp3 thrashed mine totally.. wif a memory space of 1 gig... as compared to mine, 128 mb... plus he had some pretty good songs... i mean my playlist still betta in terms of quality... but quantity wise .. he wins handsdown ... mine's a no show... I feel pretty angry ... wad wif all e good songs from bands like radiohead, sugar ray coldplay etc.... man and to tink i can onli put a fraction of these... even before i contemplate which song to put.. i ll haf to screen the song to c how much big it is.. anyting over 4 mb is out.. no matter how good e song... cos no space... plus the pain and dilemma i am put thru each time i delete one song to make way for antother... i wouldnt wish it onto anybody.... i would tumble in bed, heart wrenched wif guilt each time i remove a song... to me all me songs in me playlist are like my babies.. i handpicked and listened to every single one of them.. to delete them.. would be like for michangelo to destroy the statue of david... or da vinci to wreak havok upon the Mona Lisa.. i cant take the psychological torture no more...
but then agan.. my mp3 has been a faithful steward since i bought him last year for 20 bucks... i remember the first time i set my eyes on it... darn it was the cutest ting i had ever saen... plus our numerous adventures.. like one time when fightin the evil Duke of silence whose goal is to remove all soundcards from computers all over the world... he had me trapped.. wif all e evil sound zoids about to blast me with the soundblaster which would render me speechless... imagine me without my macho rockstar voice... if not for my mp3 ,Rhomba.. who deflected the beam by counter blasting The Heroic Anthem of Reubsthegreat or ThAR ...i would haf nvr even made it out of the fite alive... have i even mention all e nightly patrols? if not for Rhomba... darn tey would be so lonely..
As important a sidekick robin is to batman.. i guess rhomba is the same to me... could i even tink of discarding it? tat would be so evil... so heartless.. so inhumane... darn i couuld nvr do it... but yet wat wif all e songs beckonin... i haf to change my mp3 space... wad to do ...all e choice..i berate life for forcing me choose between sentiment or improvement..
gUESS THE ONLI WAY OUT IS for me to go back to the secret Reubs headquarters.. Reubsthegreat's base of operations.. and using my genius brain, experiment on Rhomba... change it into A 100000000000000000000000000000000GIG mp3... heh dan all e songs in the world i could put them in Romba wifout the need to discard..a win-win situation for all..

a reubenish sorta dae

2007-08-08T09:40:00.000-07:00

man, haven blogged in a long time cos feel pretty lazy these daes... jus wanna curl up on the sofa and watch tv till i fall asleep...
todae was pretty fun .. the best skool dae ever.... has to be todae... reported at 730 and skool ended at 930 cos onli celebrations .. together wif me bros xiu xiu and kiat, i dan went to plae basketball with our fellow brudders from 0806 and 1006...man all realli cool basketball pros... me man, i definitely rank way up on top with them..me a nba superstar.... haha kiddin kiddin... i quite noob at e game .. cos mostly plae soccer.... but still pretty fun... dammm if onli i learned to slam dunk... woot.. i would be da man in skool ..
Round 530 i met up wif wei han as we went to celebrate jiahui's bithdae at city hall's NEW YOrk New YORk... darn cooooool place sia.. e interior design was pretty snazzyyy... had a realli cool time jus hanging around wif me class pppl... tey a realli cool bunch... same like me.. we all cool... nah is way too cool for words....
i went to meet e choir peeps at 930 before heading to the airport wif colin ran jh and zhou... had a rockin good time jus sittin around and toking about e future and whatnot... haha dan ran and zhou and jh and i dan went and sat at some overheadbridge at some part of pasir ris till 12... jus emoing ... gooofin off wif my best mates..ran zhou and jh... dats da bomb man... great dae great dae
i guess no matter how much hellish life gets... with frens to tide me through, no matter how shitty everyting becomes, i'll do fine ..

cool scene stuck in my head

2007-07-26T08:34:00.000-07:00

nothin very much to do these daes.. jus loafin around tryin me best to hit e books.. reubsthegreat is bored put of his wits... no excitement in his life no genuine thrill to look forward to except on sats heh.. where haf all e evil sorcerers tat use to provide some form of cheap thrill gone to? or e mountain ogres.. giant mutated beast with the strength of hundreds? reubs the great totally pulverised them then.. but now.. reubsthegreat is being.. thrashed by lamebrain boooks.... no choice lah... forced to study.. nowhere to run..
but suddenly i find tat studyin can be quite fun .. serious serious.. me beginin to acknowledge e notes, tutorials etc as friends... as fellow brudders.. dunno perhaps im changin.. maturin into someting cooler... someting more knowledgeable..
haf tis pretty cool scene stuck in my head for the past few month ... pops up when i daydreamin.. pretty coool i guess.. man in tis scene of mine.. i'm sleepin under this realli huge tree.. im in tis field of green green grass.. wif a clear stream runnin thru... the sky above is tis realli realli beautiful shade of blue wif lots of fluffy white clouds... everythings realli peaceful .. as i m snoozin... tis old man arrives and gently taps me on my shoulders... '' sir its time to wake up.. the party has started..''
'' yeah thks man..'' i mumble as i get up.. dan i follow him as he leads me to tis realli realli grand garden party... wif people arrivin thru tis sorta huge fiery door wif a liquid gateway...i look around.. the guests of the party are all e people whom i haf ever met before in my life... people whom changed me both in huge ways and little ways.. even ppl whom i had seen and mingled wif but once.. but everybody was there... decked out in their best .. like gowns for e ladies and e guys coats ties and all..man.. everybody realli looked so handsome/pretty.. we were all jus hangin around havin a realli great time... all e ppl tat i ever met in my life and me.. there..at tat strange party.... way coool man... wif me as the host of the party... even cooler... but wad makes it super cool is tat i guess midway thru i finally muster up e courage to do someting i realli wanted to try for e longest time now but.. somehow couldnt find it in me to ....
dunno mayb tts wad heaven is like ?

bruddrs grimmmm

2007-07-21T07:59:00.001-07:00

Watchin reruns of braveheart and gladiator .. two of da bombest show in the world .. two video-audio textbooks on how to be a hero .. save the world... get the gal... wheneva i watch both shows.. my eyes start to redden and mucus starts to flow.. cannot control.. e last few scenes where both heros die while e sweepin backgound music crescendoes... touchin stuff i tell ya .. man power house scenes tat inspire..call me a sucker for tragic war movies ... both heroes are realli similar to me .. courageous, honourable, fightin for wad they believe in..sia lah.. mus be e movie directors of both shows use me as their inspiration.. and in the end going out in the blaze of glory...tat dyin part though not mine... cos i plan to live forever.. i mean i am cool but not tat cool yet..i tink .. still researchin how to transcend tat lvl of ultimatum coolness .. but it sorta set me thinkin... do i wanna go out in a glorious way... givin my life fightin for sometin i believe in? or do i wan ..u noe to sorta jus pass away peacefully when Father time finally catches up? guess tats not for me to decide anyway.. heh but still.. when u fightin munsters all e time..riskin ur arse to save e world.. u cant help but tink bout such stuff yeah?

me and me bro ran.. we came up wif a pretty cool adultish mature story man ... call us speareshakers one and 2 .. or e brudders grimm.. man e stories we write are gonna be so grim if u catch my drift... excessive violence blood and gore.. beginin wif our sophomore effort... '' romeo and juliet''

juliet:'' oh romeo romeo where art cow?
romeo:'' juliet oh fair juliet cant thou not smell thy out when thy smells so foul...''
Juliet:'' romeo oh romeo.. thou not foul not foul... thou smell jus like a sexy cow should... full of hay, grass and methane gas tat thou jus puuuuuud''

in some other part of the story
Juliet: how does one describe thee? thou is juicier than e juiciest burger patties in macdonalds.. fleshier dan e ba kwa from bee cheng hiang ... meatier dan e steak from Jacks place.. wif skin softer dan any louis vutton bag....
ummm basically tat e two famous qoutes which everybody is bloody gonna memorise in the future.. tis is gonna be e most celebrated book in lit ever.. i aint lyin ... in tis book is some deep shit... wanna noe e endin? okok i tell .. it involves juliet sittin down and grabbin tis gratitious piece of steak wif her grubby fingers and dan stuffin it whole into her mouth.. she oso wearin a new coat of pure blackwhite spotted... cow skin..alamak romeo get slaughtered by juliet sia.. sad eh? no wonder e critics are callin it tragedy of the century ..me and ran... we gonna be e nxt picassos of e literature world... e brudders grimmmm we are ...

angst

2007-07-17T08:37:00.000-07:00

reubs the great is feelin so much teenage angst these daes.. sorta like the whole world against him man .. me against the world... dang all e anger.. e rage buildin inside reubs.. its becomin uncontrollable..
todae as i was bathin after slayin like 15 dragons, and riddin myself of e foul dragon breath, i was suddenly attacked by e soap... as i was washin my face.. i opened my eyes onli for some soap to enter .. the pain.. the horror... reubs the great was left blinded and writhin in pain on the floor.. the agony... darn tat sneaky soap... for a mere 3 minutes reubsthegreat was howlin like a werewolf, rollin around the floor eyes blinded by vicious soap lather... dan.. sweet relief as light rushed into the neverendin darkness to provide my eyes wif sight again.. i took e soap and threw it on the ground.. hard.. me and e bar of soap fought for like an eternity bfore i emerged victorious.. stampin on tat darn sneaky thing... me and e bar of soap now haf a mutual understandin.. nxt time he tries such a sneak attack... i'm gonna gobble him up like a bar of chocolate...
i often try to study man ... but somehow some forces dun seem to want for me to do jus tat... i'm tokin about e elves livin in my garden.. man, evertime i sit down to study.. my notes seem to disappear.. cant be becos of me... i damn neat.. moreover i smell e stink of magic whenever my notes go missin... haf to be those darn wretched elves leavin outside my house... tey haf been tryin to get me from young ever since i tot one of their foul kind was a rodent of some sort and threw rocks at he/her/it... thus they always try to make my life hell... dammm mext time i catch one of u dang elves or gnomes or fairies tryin to steal my notes.... u guys ARE GOING DOWN.... i can smell ur smelly elvish stench 500 km away....
all e anger.. buildin up inside... haf.... to ....control..... cant.... issit ...becos... of the recent chem kinetics experiment i did... e window.. left open.. leavin me exposed to lots of radiation from the sun.. wad.. is happenin to me... cant control e rage... mus control.... cant.... am hulkin out... wad is... happenin... AAAAARRRRGGHHHRAWWRRRR... ME REUBS THE hULK.. ME ANGRI.. me pissed... me big green and smelly cos me wearin me tj uniform and jus finished playin soccer... reubsthegreat not here.. onli reubsTHE HULK HERE.... me gonna destroy some lego cities now.. tat e loser reubsthegreat build....REUBSTHE HULK RULEZZZ!!

Chocolate ThunDa

2007-07-13T11:11:00.000-07:00

todae reubsthegreat went studyin wif his cuzin clarice at tamp macdonalds till bout 630.. managed to cover quite a lot of ground .. pretty pleased wif meself.. clarice too , she hardworkin sia .. pro man we.. but sittin next to e macdonalds garbage bin proved to be a major distraction for me ... u noe e bin where ppl dispose their left over food and leave their trays on top.. tats e one... dam wheneva someone opened up e flap to dump someting a brilliant aroma came waftin out... super nice e smell.. like pizzalicburgers.. best was when e worker came to clear e bin.. e whole aroma wafted out.. dam nice...man somedae i am gonna raid tat flap/bin thing and ravage all the leftover food in there..
later we met up wif me bros justinn and bryan as well as bdae gal trish .. went for dinner at Long John's .. where i rang the bell, cos e workers there did pretty well.. after dinner we decided to walk back to my house cos nearest to tamp.. enjoy e nite sky and jus goof around.. pretty cool e experience of slackin around wif cuzins..
as we walked realization struck me .. i saw the light at the end of the tunnel..as e pretty new but coolest superhero around, if i wanted ppl to take me seriously i had to haf a cool superhero name, some name in which my identity could be kept secret yet inspire.. at the same time strike fear to evildoers.. reubsthegreat is my real namE AS well as current superhero identity.. darn cool name..written on my ic.. but if i continued to use tat name.. ppl would noe my real identity as billionaire playboi.. reubsthegreat.. i had to change my name.. to protect my frens and family.. but wad name?
INSpiration struck me like lighting... from an unlikely muse.. e movie '' cat in the hat'' .. there was tis qoute from e movie..'' you may feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, Chocolate-Thunda... or Ben.'' this was the missin link.. the answer to my quest... finally.. tis namewas meant to be mine.. an awesome majestic name.. a naME TO STRIKE FEAR IN ALL EVIL DOERS.. iwas born for this name.. the name of CHOCOLATE-THUNDA..
henceforth all evildoers beware.. a hero has been reborn.. do good or Chocolate Thunda will be upon u as fast as..... THUNDAAAA..

rocker i am

2007-07-08T04:06:00.000-07:00

just finished watchin live earth.. series of concerts for a climate crisis.... way coooool man.. haha but besides all e concerts i guess live earth realli did hit home .. brought the msg across super well.. haha guess old mother earth realli is sufferin.. haf to make a conscientious effort to reduce reuse recycle from now on haha..answer e call dudes...
E coolest image i had from live earth was tat of mike shinoda of linkin park swinging his guitar backwards, hands held high and bustin a rhyme.. darn cool.. plus e crowd rappin along... man wish i was a rockstar... haha soon soon.. makin plans to form a rock band wif me bros called '' pasir ris park''... ran the man vocals and frontman.. jon guitarist/vocals... jh guitarist ... enoch keyboardist/vocals..colin keyboardist.. zhou drummer dude... lai zx organ player.. me, man, im reub shinoda.. emcee of the band.. and resident rhyme buster... dang and i plae a mean electric guitar too.. imagine us on e stage... performin our hit single'' pasir ris park... fun sia''.. a realli emo song wif lots of screamin and shoutin... wif e crowd fist pumpin, head banging.. singing along wif us as we lapp up e glory... dammm... electrifyin scene... we gonna be e hottest band man wif our album '' seconds to mornin..''(pretty much ripped everyting from linkin park even album name)
heh we gonna save e world wif good old rock and roll.. to such an extent dat parents wont be sayin to their children'' eh boi/gal study hard yeah? ur parents workin hard to support u'' rather it will be e pappys and mammys sayin ..'' hey kiddo rock hard yeah? cos ur folks man we rockin way hard.... ''
man somedae i m gonna learn how to plae e noisiest electric guitar ever.. and plug it into e loudest amplifier.. and blow everybody away wif my sic guitar god skills... literally.. live free and rock hard yeah ? if u smelll wad the reub is cookin...

cosmonaut of inner space

2007-07-06T08:59:00.000-07:00

man went home after skool todae.. haha tot i would relax a little bfore me parents came home and asked me to study.. so i went into my room's magical wardrobe.... into e wondrous land of narnia where i was sir reubs e great... protector of the lands of Aslan.. champion of the weak... fighter for rite... bravest and highest knight of narnia...and zhou e corrupted evil tyrannical king... whom i rebellin against... damm.. i was e one who led e final assault against e white witch except i was too humble to claim credit.. so i sorta let e historians record e Peter dude doing everyting...
kiddin haha.. nah didnt go narnia todae... usually i go there on tuedaes..no time lah.. i busy..haha.. i jus went out to my garden and sat on the swing lookin at e clouds .. haha watchin e clouds was sorta like watchin tv ...except e onli colours were blue and white.. but it was still cool.. man i saw two cloud gladiators ..as well as a dolphin and a dragon swimmin.. did i mention e gigantor cloud kingdoms? heck i even saw five clouds comin together formin my face..and mouthin e words..i am reubs.. watchin e clouds.. i jus sat there and thought and thought somemore..
man somedae when i've worked enuff.. payed my dues.. i m gonna retire from e world man .. jus not gonna do anyting but lie in meadows of soft geen grass framed by e brilliant blue of the sky and do nothin but watch e clouds.. or jus sit in some cafe watchin e world go by... tats in the dae.. in the nite i go home to my dream penthouse.. where i go onto my roof everynite and jus look at e stars as well as e beautiful scene of the blindin lights of the city landscape pasted in the jet black nite sky.. damm ill be sippin orange juice while playin chilled out jazz music as i look at out upon e hustle and bustle of e city nitelife.. dan in my free time when i get bored.. im gonna write some graphic novel which is gonna win all e literary awards and be e most acclaimed novel written ever... man tats basically e way my life will be man.. all part of my masterplan
took a pretty cool gorillaz quiz todae... check-it out yo.. dis e result
cool eh.. man e description fits me totally man.. from now on u duderbugs can call me reubs-cosmonaut of inner space... dang u need someone to go inner space wherever the heck tat is.. i'm ur man ...

band of brudders

2007-07-05T07:20:00.000-07:00

man e results tat i got back todae from e exams left me gaspin in anguish.. i can onli conclude tat reubs e great has finally met his match in the form of the evil all conquering Mr Algebra wif his array of weapons which will ensure one has a STATIS-fyin time as well as Monsiuer CHEMISTRY SPARE-ME-STRY... a whacked up alien invader who makes use of the atomic structure as well chemical energetics to synthesize organic weapons such as the benzene blade... haf i even mention virus boi yet? e greedy dude who engulfs all and trys to assimilate his dna into others ensuring a army of clones.. reubsthegreat was totally pummeled by all three.. sufferin a terrible defeat...
yet our hero sees a glimmer of hope, the light at the end of the tunnel thks to just hanging out wif bros and fellow heroes, ran the man, joko, ''handsome'' zhou, forza diego and muni hoe prime... haha todae e gathering of heroes was mainly becos joko came back to singapore for a while from australia, his current base of operations to answer e call of the country...the gathering of heroes was at cafe cartel tampines where we basically set back reminiscing the old times at the Academy of Heroic Students(AHS) while whackin plate after plate of bread and more bread.. free lah e bread.. so whack ah.. man realli enjoyed those times back at ahs haha... fun daes man where us together wif many other brudders in arms banded together formin a party known as teen titans to battle evil.. even though after graduation many of us were seperated , each left to follow his own destiny... still it was a tight knit community.. after all we were a gifted few.. ppl who chose to use our powers to betta mankind... heh.. there arent many ppl like us haha ..special sia we..
haha man jus chilling wif me bros ran , joko, zhou , jh and mun left me enlightened.. guess i mite be beaten down.. but hope is not lost.. as long as one has frens man..and the Lord my God.. life aint so bad... haha but to beat all 3 villianous dudes .. evils of evils .. i'm still gonna haf to get much stronger man... damm mus study liao..

i'm gonna find myself a genie somedae

2007-07-02T09:36:00.000-07:00

hey todae had my second attempt at playin cs wif zhou jon and jh haha..man e game was pretty cool cept for the fact that i seem to die every five seconds or so.. but other dan tat i dare sae i haf talent for tat game .. wif my superb sense of hearin and trigger happy finger honed from blastin munsters.. man i was made for the game.. heh if onli i had time to train up and get a betta aim ... i would be da bomb ... but dan again heros dun need trainin.. heh i haf potential.. tats enufff ..
Afterwards went to eat dinner wif zhou and boon... man e plate of fried flies i ordered power sia.. tasty... nah jus kiddin...ordered a plate of sexy hot carrot cake.. as i looked around e market at all e tasty food i tot to myself damm i need to get a bag in which wadeva i feel like eatin will immediately appear in tat bag for my takin... greedy sia .. wah seh but if i got tat bag man .. e tings i would do wif it... take over the world ... nah kiddin iwould put it to good use.. everydae i bloody gonna get myself some chilli crab, fries burgers and more fries haha.. boon said tat if i had such a bag i would be like doreamon.. e blue cat/mouse thing wif that magic pouch on his belly sia in which anyting can appear... haha yeah man guess theres some truth to tat... would be like doraemon .. which would be pretty cool.. considerin i always wanted to be blue ..
But to get such a bag, i ll haf to fulfil my life goal of catchin a genie first... hopefully trapped in some bottle.. easier to bring around.. man if i had a genie.. life would be easy .. much betta dan gettin a degree at some uni and dan workin... therefore my life goal of catchin a genie dude who can grant me three wishes.. one of which would be tat magic food bag.. e other two still tinkin... or mayb i jus wish for another one thousand wishes when e wish supply gets low .. man wadeva it is.. if i'm gonna get tat bag.. I NEEd a genie man... heh but these tings hard to find sia.. guess ill haf to look harder..

reubs e great i am

2007-06-30T02:47:00.000-07:00

man i was sorta contemplatin to create a tis for a pretty long time now .. sorta wanted some form of media to chronicle the brave and spectacular exploits of reuben the great... someting to record the heroic adventures .. from e daily damm dangerous journey to school(to gather knowldege) and back where gargoyles swoop down to attck, to facing munsters and slayin them..
thus begin the creation of tis ... an archive which would be passed down to e young someday.. a legend in its own rite..a tale of courage and passion and morality.. reubs the legend in makin.. heck, somedae e stuff i write here is gonna be taken and filmed into a hollywood blockbuster .. ''the legendary adventures of reubsthegreat''...all part of my masterplan..
yoz zhou thks man for helpin make tis blog.. when e movie come out...i split e profits wif u yeah?95 to 5... could'nt have done tis wifout ur advice... thks dude...
reubs e great.. legend in e makin.